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The Best, Worst and Most Ridiculous Tattoos Ever

News Type: Other — Seeded on Wed May 28, 2008 7:55 PM EDT
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...we consider the body a sacred temple that shouldn't be debased. On the other hand, a tattoo of a dolphin in a recliner smoking a bong is wonderfully stupid.

Hence our fascination with the new book "No Regrets: The Best Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever."

A "No Regrets" tattoo is one that would stop you cold if you saw it on a girl right before you were about to hook up. It could also disqualify you from being a sperm donor.

So enjoy, just don't get drunk and end up getting the same tat as one of these poor saps.

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Freed

I think the dude with the Chewy tattoo is hairier than Chewy.

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Reply#1 - Wed May 28, 2008 7:57 PM EDT
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Spydrbait78

ewww !
I agree!!! That is to much!

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#1.1 - Wed May 28, 2008 8:23 PM EDT
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{"commentId":1851302,"authorDomain":"spydrbait78"}
Spydrbait78

So Dread?
Are you trying to tell me nicely that you DO NOT want me to have "The Backyardigans" all 4 tattoo'd on my ass?

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  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Wed May 28, 2008 8:25 PM EDT
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Dreadspydr

I don't think I like the idea of that....

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  • 2 votes
#2.1 - Wed May 28, 2008 8:38 PM EDT
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Freed

So Dread?
Are you trying to tell me nicely that you DO NOT want me to have "The Backyardigans" all 4 tattoo'd on my ass?

I'm confused did you mean Dread or Freed?

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  • 4 votes
#2.2 - Thu May 29, 2008 6:16 AM EDT
{"commentId":1853445,"authorDomain":"TeddRi"}
Tedd Riggs

or Tedd ?

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  • 4 votes
#2.3 - Thu May 29, 2008 8:12 AM EDT
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Dreadspydr

She probable got confused, as she is here on newsvine... If she was talking to you Freed, I would have to borrow Tedd's Titanium 6AL-4V Space craft hardened bat and a couple of tasers and come have a talk with you ;)

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  • 3 votes
#2.4 - Thu May 29, 2008 12:19 PM EDT
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Freed

Tedd,
Back me up buddy, what kind of weapons do you have as a counter to your Titanium 6AL-4V Space craft hardened bat and a couple of tasers?

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#2.5 - Thu May 29, 2008 3:54 PM EDT
{"commentId":1856133,"authorDomain":"spydrbait78"}
Spydrbait78

Now Boys, there will be no bickering over this spydrbait....or anything I may choose to tattoo on my ass :P Besides, I'm fairly sure that Dread has already claimed rights..!! lol

btw... Please excuse the mix-up?!?!?
i'm still figuring out NV :P

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#2.6 - Thu May 29, 2008 7:20 PM EDT
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RebelGirl

LOL... ok what were they thinking?? Or were they thinking at all?? I am terrified of needles... old scars from childhood, I just don't think I could sit and watch someone sticking me for fun.

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  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Wed May 28, 2008 9:57 PM EDT
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DaRrO

Don't trip Mel. Once you pass the one million puncture mark, it's easy to watch.

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  • 1 vote
#3.1 - Thu May 29, 2008 8:12 AM EDT
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RebelGirl

LOL.. yeah I was in Vegas this year for my birthday and there was a lady who was about 75 in the bathroom covered in wrinkly tattoos... not sure I want to be that grandma, plus they had all just sagged together, so what used to be a dolphin was now the biggest Blue Whale you have ever seen :O)

Having allergy shots as a child twice a week, the needle became my enemy, still is... I would make a crappy drug addict...

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  • 2 votes
#3.2 - Thu May 29, 2008 10:00 AM EDT
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ryan-jas

Chair and Ottoman says it all.

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Reply#4 - Thu May 29, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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